Smell attack

Pencemaran udara.  My kids are complaining; the smell not only penetrate our noses, but our house, our clothes.  Baju mesti jembi jauh.  If our cats could talk, they would complained, too.  Bala sida lalat aja meh gaga.  1 battalion sida datai ngabang uninvited!

But the by products of these smelly creatures is wahhh!!...sodap.  Enti nadai ya, baka lagu tanpa irama, munyi ko lagu P Remli.  Asam pedas mesti bisi gulai ya.  Ngulam mesti ngau ya.

Munyi ko Indai Dara, Utai tu selalu datai maya musin ngetau.  Sigi bebelah bagi ati sida ke ngetau.  Ni ka ngetau, ni ka maka.  They are both valuable commodity.  Uji chik rega belacan 10 hinggit ba tamu, besai mimit ari setempap jari Endu Tupai.  

He.he.he..belacan...belacan...bau tapi nyamai......